![]() Yeah, the turns aren’t as fast, but when Snoopy falls? Funny.” Friends, Season Two, Episode 4: “The One with Phoebe’s Husband” He’s in the Capades.Ĭhandler: No, the Gravel Capades. Pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.” Friends, Season Two, Episode 4: “The One with Phoebe’s Husband” “ Ross: So does it do anything, you know, special?Ĭhandler: Why, yes, Ross. I was very drunk, and it was someone else’s subconscious.” Friends, Season One, Episode 22: “The One with the Ick Factor”Ĭhandler: No, I’m just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk.” Friends, Season Two, Episode 1: “The One with Ross’s New Girlfriend” Ross: I can’t believe you two had sex in her dream.Ĭhandler: I’m sorry. ![]() How am I gonna raise a kid?Ĭhandler: You know, Ross, some scientists are now saying that monkeys and babies are actually different.” Friends, Season One, Episode 16: “The One with Two Parts: Part 1”Ĭhandler: No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.” Friends, Season One, Episode 20: “The One with the Evil Orthodontist” Ross: How could you say that? I can’t even get Marcel to stop eating the bathmat. Phoebe: And there’s $500 extra in my account.Ĭhandler: Urgh, Satan’s minions at work again!” Friends, Season One, Episode 3: “The One with the Thumb” Phoebe: It’s nothing, it’s just- Okay, I’m going through my mail and I open their monthly “statement”. Phoebe: Yeah, no, it’s not even worth- It’s my bank. These are our favorite sarcastic Chandler Bing sayings. There’s no doubt that Chandler was a very sarcastic person. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? Some cheese?” Friends, Season Eight, Episode 17: “The One with the Tea Leaves” Best Sarcastic Chandler Bing Quotes I make jokes when I’m uncomfortable.” Friends, Season Six, Episode 24: “The One with the Proposal (Part 1)” “And I am not “blah.” I am a hoot!” Friends, Season Six, Episode 11: “The One with the Apothecary Table” “ I’ve had a very long, hard day.” Friends, Season Five, Episode 2: “The One with All the Kissing” That is so not- That is so not- That- Oh, shut up!” Friends, Season One, Episode 22: “The One with the Ick Factor” ![]() Ross: “The hills are alive with the sound of music.”Ĭhandler: I don’t sound like that. Okay, um, “Could that report be any later?” ![]()
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